House Elfs

So the other night Pat couldn't sleep very well, causing me to not be able to sleep very well. Come to find out that it was all the fault of a house elf. Yes you heard right, a HOUSE ELF. Apparently it was under the bed and was kicking the mattress. Causing the bed to shake which is why I thought that it was Pat moving all night. I was getting quiet upset because it felt like he was seriously bouncing all night. And according to Pat, I snored a little, which I don't think I did, but he says that I did. So I then in turn blamed his House Elf. I must be allergic to him and when he's so close to me, hiding under the bed like that, that it made me stuffy and caused my snoring. So it is all Pat's fault, if he had left his House Elf somewhere else we would have both slept soundly.